Are We All Just Watching Each Other Jerk Off?

Ah~~~the American golfer had been in Scotland for a week, played every day, and taken the same old crusty caddie along with him for every round. On this last night together, after playing The Old Course, both player and caddie, along with their wives chattering on~~~all four were contented after yet another dinner together~~~and the American? He was feeling quite content~~~pretty good~~~maybe a little too good. Wine. Scotch. Beer. Triple play. At this point he squinted to look deeply at the old scottish fella's face~~~beaten by the seaside~~~leathered by the sun~~~and thought how much he had helped him play the game~~~even freeing up his swing and so doing helping him hit the ball ever more solidly. Maybe even the best ball striking of his golfing life. Now misty eyed, he tapped his new found friend's shoulder, the scotsman turned, and looked him directly in the eye~~~and then~~the American said: "You know it's been a great week. Wonderful week. Can't believe it! You helped me with my swing and now that I'm hitting the ball better~~My God~~~it feels so good! And you showed me around all these great and time honored courses~~~even the very Home of The Game itself~~~and see? Look! Even our wives are having a good time! It's you and me old buddy! And~~~at this point~~~his emotions continued expanding within this rare moment of empathy, and the American leaned forward and looked deeply into the old guy's eyes~~~and this question came out of his mouth: "How's it been for you?". The old scottish caddie adjusted his frame and leaned further forward~~~cleared his throat~~~then finished off his whiskey. "Aye laddie, don't you realize that golfin' is wee bit like masturbatin"? It may feel good to you~~~but it's not much fun to watch.".